Post by Die Fledermaus on Sept 15, 2006 21:40:13 GMT -4
I got this off the AGS board.
I asked my dogs to explain what they think of gerbils, and what other
dogs in general would think of gerbils. This is what they told me.
BORDER COLLIE: Geez, those are tiny sheep. Well, I can put them in a
really tiny pen!
LABRADOR RETRIEVER: If you throw the gerbil, I'll bring it back to
you.
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: I'll bring the gerbil back to you even if you don't
throw it. Nice gerbil. Nice gerbil!
GERMAN SHEPHERD: Okay, you can keep gerbils. But if they step out of
line, they deal with ME.
DOBERMAN: What the Shepherd said. But gee, they're really kinda cute!
MINI POODLE: What do you need gerbils for? You think there could
possibly be anything cuter than MOI?
TOY POODLE: What she said.
BICHON FRISE: What he said.
NEWFOUNDLAND: Kiss da gerbil. Kiss da gerbil. Kiss da ger...
whoops. Spit out da gerbil. Bleah.
GREAT DANE: Don't let it hurt me!
CHIHUAHUA: Those things are almost as big as ME! But don't worry, I
can take 'em... lemme at 'em...
OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: Gerbil? There's a gerbil? WHERE? WHERE'S A
GERBIL?
OLD ENGLISH BULLDOG: They can stay as long as they don't disturb my
nap.
BEAGLE: Can I play with the gerbils? Can I? Huh? Can I? Can I?
Boy, they smell good!
BASSET HOUND: I can smell the gerbils, but I can't see them way up on
that table. How rude.
COCKER SPANIEL: Throw the gerbil. Throw the gerbil. Throw the
gerbil.
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: Not shaped like a frisbee - must not be
important.
PIT BULL TERRIER: You touch my gerbils, you deal with ME.
COLLIE: Come quick! Come quick! The gerbil fell down the well!
ALASKAN MALAMUTE: You'll need more than two gerbils to pull a sled, I
can tell you that much, eh?
PUGGLE: So it's a cross between a gerbil and a gerbil? Wierd! What
will people think of next?
PARSON JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Lunchtime!
I asked my dogs to explain what they think of gerbils, and what other
dogs in general would think of gerbils. This is what they told me.
BORDER COLLIE: Geez, those are tiny sheep. Well, I can put them in a
really tiny pen!
LABRADOR RETRIEVER: If you throw the gerbil, I'll bring it back to
you.
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: I'll bring the gerbil back to you even if you don't
throw it. Nice gerbil. Nice gerbil!
GERMAN SHEPHERD: Okay, you can keep gerbils. But if they step out of
line, they deal with ME.
DOBERMAN: What the Shepherd said. But gee, they're really kinda cute!
MINI POODLE: What do you need gerbils for? You think there could
possibly be anything cuter than MOI?
TOY POODLE: What she said.
BICHON FRISE: What he said.
NEWFOUNDLAND: Kiss da gerbil. Kiss da gerbil. Kiss da ger...
whoops. Spit out da gerbil. Bleah.
GREAT DANE: Don't let it hurt me!
CHIHUAHUA: Those things are almost as big as ME! But don't worry, I
can take 'em... lemme at 'em...
OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: Gerbil? There's a gerbil? WHERE? WHERE'S A
GERBIL?
OLD ENGLISH BULLDOG: They can stay as long as they don't disturb my
nap.
BEAGLE: Can I play with the gerbils? Can I? Huh? Can I? Can I?
Boy, they smell good!
BASSET HOUND: I can smell the gerbils, but I can't see them way up on
that table. How rude.
COCKER SPANIEL: Throw the gerbil. Throw the gerbil. Throw the
gerbil.
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: Not shaped like a frisbee - must not be
important.
PIT BULL TERRIER: You touch my gerbils, you deal with ME.
COLLIE: Come quick! Come quick! The gerbil fell down the well!
ALASKAN MALAMUTE: You'll need more than two gerbils to pull a sled, I
can tell you that much, eh?
PUGGLE: So it's a cross between a gerbil and a gerbil? Wierd! What
will people think of next?
PARSON JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Lunchtime!