Anyone Find This Funny?

[Die Fledermaus]

Found this on the AGS board:

>> Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Gerbils If...

There's potpourri instead of EcoBedding in the nesting material.

Gerbil toenails have been cut with pinking shears and given a nice clear coat of polish.

The food and sunflower seeds are all stored in McCoy crocks.

The excercise wheels have been decorated with raffia.

That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bottle.

You find organically- grown sunflower seed biscuits stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of every tank.

That gerbil pup you thought escaped turns up safely in her tank wearing a teeny thyme colored virgin wool handknitted sweater with matching boots.

The gerbils now shriek in unison if anyone mentions "insider trading" in their presence. <<

[Hamsters82]

Eh. I really don't find it funny.

[Andrea]

Wow, can I have those few seconds of my life back?... that was so stupid I didn't even finish reading it.
LAME

[Die Fledermaus]

Yea. That's what I thought. I was thinking I was the only one.

>> Wow, can I have those few seconds of my life back?... that was so stupid I didn't even finish reading it.
LAME <<

But THAT was funny!

[Andrea]

LOL.... well at least we got some entertainment out of this

I just got bit by one of my foster hamsters, a white one who has no hair on her butt, very strange. I'll try and post about it tomorrow, as for now it's bed time.

[pinky]

Silly, but, yeah, Martha would do those things, wouldn't she?

[eden]

I got a smile out of it. So I'm a little different. I haven't heard too many good gerbil jokes before.

[Die Fledermaus]

We have some gerbil cartoons around here in another thread. I liked those better.