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Post by Die Fledermaus on Aug 15, 2007 23:21:55 GMT -4
Found this on the AGS board:
>> Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Gerbils If...
There's potpourri instead of EcoBedding in the nesting material.
Gerbil toenails have been cut with pinking shears and given a nice clear coat of polish.
The food and sunflower seeds are all stored in McCoy crocks.
The excercise wheels have been decorated with raffia.
That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bottle.
You find organically- grown sunflower seed biscuits stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of every tank.
That gerbil pup you thought escaped turns up safely in her tank wearing a teeny thyme colored virgin wool handknitted sweater with matching boots.
The gerbils now shriek in unison if anyone mentions "insider trading" in their presence. <<
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Post by Hamsters82 on Aug 15, 2007 23:42:39 GMT -4
Eh. I really don't find it funny.
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Post by Andrea on Aug 16, 2007 0:41:17 GMT -4
Wow, can I have those few seconds of my life back?... that was so stupid I didn't even finish reading it. LAME
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Post by Die Fledermaus on Aug 16, 2007 19:08:16 GMT -4
Yea. That's what I thought. I was thinking I was the only one.
>> Wow, can I have those few seconds of my life back?... that was so stupid I didn't even finish reading it. LAME <<
But THAT was funny!
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Post by Andrea on Aug 17, 2007 1:10:35 GMT -4
LOL.... well at least we got some entertainment out of this I just got bit by one of my foster hamsters, a white one who has no hair on her butt, very strange. I'll try and post about it tomorrow, as for now it's bed time.
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Post by pinky on Aug 18, 2007 18:47:33 GMT -4
Silly, but, yeah, Martha would do those things, wouldn't she?
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Post by eden on Aug 28, 2007 2:32:25 GMT -4
I got a smile out of it. So I'm a little different. I haven't heard too many good gerbil jokes before.
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Post by Die Fledermaus on Aug 28, 2007 19:04:04 GMT -4
We have some gerbil cartoons around here in another thread. I liked those better.
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